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May 2019POLITICS, KEIR STARMER, COIFURE STUDIES
WHAT THE WEBSITES SAY
‘That’s not Keir Starmer’s hair’ according to a shock report in The Talk, ‘but a hairpiece made from ethically farmed porcupine quills’.
Do it right and you are Becker, you are Beckham; do it wrong and you are Tom – after Jerry has given him the exploding cigar
ENVIRONMENT
We are proud to announce that The Second Post is the first website to be fully carbon neutral., according to the repected Earth Monitor Associates.
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May 2019ROYAL FAMILY, BREXIT, RELOCATION In today’s The Second Post Prof Ted Peasely argues that the Royal Family to establish a right of residency in an EU country now so they are prepared for a no-deal Brexit. He argues that Germany is the most obvious choice because the Family already have connections there.
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‘No other outlet has proved to be a more effective advertising medium than The Second Post.’ So says Paul Lever and he should know – he’s our Chief Advertising Director. Talk to him and find out from the horse’s mouth about the many captains of industry and commerce who have discovered The Power of the Post.
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FEATURESMay 2019SOCIETY, CANNABALISM, KASHOGGI, SAUDI ARABIAN CUISINE
Arab news website Khinzir Saghir speculates today that in their desperate effort to dispose of the evidence, junior members of staff at the Saudi Arabian embassy in Istanbul may have been ordered to eat parts of the corpse of dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi. 
reaching out
May 2019REACHING OUT, MICHAELANGELO , sistine
‘Thank you for reaching out’ No. 27
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May 2019suicide, crowdfunding
TOMORROW: Kevin Pettifer on the startling increase in sponsored suicides
as ‘mrak’ sees it
July 2019art, mrak, durer, talent
Meet our new star cartoonist ‘Mrak’
Mrak demonstrates his skill as a self-portraitist
Once in ever decade or so comes along a talent so formidiable, so original that it cannot be ignored.The cartoonist MRAK is one such treasure. The Second Post is proud to have signed him up to an exclusive contract to appear on ur pages. For some years now MRAK has been a big figure on the Hinckley media scene.
Mrak, whon wants us to make clear he will be continuing in his role as Visiting Professor at the Grantham Academy of Humourous Art, says,, ‘I am delighted to be bringing my talents to The Second Post. Many people have said many kind things about my work. Some have picked up on the similarity my technique bears to Albrecht Durer. All that may well be true but I supose you could call me an ‘artistic disruptor’ challenging the conventions of the day. The path I have chosen has not been an easy one. In the early days i had to work as an Uber driver but I hope to be giving that up within the next two years or so. Meanwhile i just want to entertain my many readers and fans not just here in the UK out out there, up and down the world.who
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May 2019SOCIETY, CLASS, HATE CRIMEMultiple celebrites to be indicted for ‘incitement to class hatred‘ following inappropriate comments about ‘public schoolboys’.
FOOD & WINE May 2019
COOKERY, MAIN COURSE, CHICKEN
CORN-FED CHICKEN PIECES WRAPPED IN RED WINE
Joint a corn-fed chicken and fry for a few minutes in oil or butter seasoned with salt, pepper and garlic and any herbs you might have kicking around in the cupboard. Tip in enough red wine to cover – the better the wine, the better the taste. Stew for quite a long time first with the lid on and then with it off to reduce. Then serve. Even better, allow to cool completely and then heat and serve.Serve in shallow bowls accompanied by Rufus Thomas’s The Funky Chicken Song. (Taken from Jacaranda Finch’s High Cooking, the No-nonsense Book of Haute Cuisine Ravelin Books £7.99)
NEXT WEEK: Concerto of Three Fruits
‘So,’ said Tyler. ‘What did the Saudi adultress say to the Iranian pole-dancer?’
‘Let’s get stoned,’ replied Kornie dutifully.
‘Right,’ said Tyler, ‘You’d better buy the drinks then!’
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